theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

modcloth:

A cat having an adventure. #meowmonday

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

Pacific Rim worldbuilding + media

cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Rachel Green Best Comebacks

icarus never dreamt of flying
persephone didn’t ask for a crown
daphne hardly wanted the love of a god

the myths are varied, true and false,
full of gods and monsters, fate and luck
but they are stories of more than magic
more than immortality and divinity

they are stories of people like you and me
people who didn’t pray for heroism
or for a throne high above on olympus

myths are stories of humans
who loved and lost like us
who fell from great heights
to even greater depths

the gods would never dare to tell
the secret of their myths:

but the truth is, the highest
form of divinity
is humanity.

all hercules wanted was family [x] (via lilyyevans)

So many men had tried to make her a queen. Now she understood that she was meant for something more. (…) For the living and the dead, she would make herself a reckoning.SHE WOULD RISE. - leigh bardugo

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Red Carpet (August 25, 2014)

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